we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
when i was little and played pokemon g/s for the first time my rival was named “???” because
he says “my name is ???” and the cop asks you what his name was and i
thought if i didnt answer right i would be arrested so i just said what he said
so for the whole game my rival was ???
every note this gets ill read a page of homestuck
fuck you shy
32 pages of homstetuck fuck u
lmao have fun
please signal boost this simply to piss her off
Ellen kept her word and found Meryl in the audience during the Academy Awards 2014.
oh my god
this white boy
is he fucking twelve
I will never get over this scene. I just love the fact that Disney acknowledges and makes fun of the fact that “It’s A Small World” can be the most annoying song in the world. Not to mention the fact that some of the adults watching this movie would understand this reference and relate to it.
Story time! Gather round children~
A few summers ago I got a summer job at WDW and one day while I was working I started to sing It’s A Small World to myself, and I was walking around and all of a sudden I hear this guy howl the word “no” in a really Scar-like voice and one of my fellow cast members pops out of a storage closet and says “ANYTHING BUT THAT” so we did a duet of “I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts” and then went our separate ways
one of the most amazing stories I heard..
Oh. I always thought it was because Scar wanted to rule the world and didn’t like the idea of ruling something small.
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
it hurts even from here
oh my god
A moment of silence.
I’m not sure if we’re mourning the sandwich or the computer
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?